Our dream came true... We had spoken about it for months, building up our most horny fantasies, and then the time had finally come. We were on our way to Fun 4 Two, the most famous swingers club in the Netherlands. I can tell you we were a little nervous, but also extremely exited about what was going to happen. We had actually wanted to go on Saturday evening but it was fully booked already. A friendly telephonist advised us to come and check it out on Sunday. Well, the weather was terrible that day anyway - so why not!

It's very easy to find, just off the A20 highway, exit 18 Moordrecht and you're there already. A stately driveway between trees led us to a private parking terrain, which appeared to be quite full already. The young parking attendant helped us park and handed us an umbrella to help us get to the club nice and dry in the drizzly rain. I was already so exited that I felt like doing something with this attractive parking attendant, and the thought flashed through my mind &endash; what would it be like to be on the back seat with him - but my husband Hans quickly pulled me under the umbrella and we walked through a beautiful garden to the club entrance. "It's certainly chic", mumbled Hans from under the umbrella.

At the entrance we were welcomed by a very friendly porter, who asked us to fill out a registration form. At this point I had a little panic attack, because a little voice in the back of my mind was saying, there's no way back now. There, there, don't be silly, just wait and see if it's going to be fun or not, I said bravely to myself.   The female proprietor of the club, who I had already seen once on television, put us at ease, gave us the key to our locker and asked us if we would like a tour. "Well, that would be nice", the two of us answered, and we went upstairs already to put our coats in our locker. Just a short while later a nice perky girl came to up to us and introduced herself as Dicky, and asked us if we were ready for the tour.